chekhov: Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and is extremely confused and terrified
onedirectionfangirlproblems: usa gets silver: russia gets silver: chinese get silver: british get bronze:
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
That moment when someone bumps into you...
adrawingforgemma: dorothy-cotton: Do you think Michael phelps just has all his medals piled in a cave somewhere, next to the other shiny nick nacks he’s collected from the human world. Look at this gold, Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the boy… The boy who wins… Everything? BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM
officerpapermouth: i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together why must we try to play god