Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
Do you guys realize what going to happen when we...
emivengenz: Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school. “How was school?” “It was fine we-“ Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favorite band comes on. “Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.” Then you start thinking about fangirling when you were a teen. You start to remember tumblr, and all the friends you made You slowly start to...
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
There's always that one friend who kills the joke.... →
Smiling for school pictures:
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When you can't find your homework inside your bag.
neku-: it took us three days to make that potato salad THREE DAYS!!!
On a scale of one to Lord of the Rings, how much...
peregrin-fool-of-a-took: crownlands: #There and Back Again: A Tale From My Room To The Kitchen #one does not simply walk to the fridge #an unexpected journey outside
How to comfort a crying friend
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
When you realize the joke was aimed at you...