April 2012
Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
Do you guys realize what going to happen when we...
emivengenz:
Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school.
“How was school?”
“It was fine we-“
Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favorite band comes on.
“Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.”
Then you start thinking about fangirling when you were a teen.
You start to remember tumblr, and all the friends you made
You slowly start to...
perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
There's always that one friend who kills the joke.... →
Smiling for school pictures:
Expectation:
Reality:
xwhatserface:
mel-lovable:
karameruru:
viremi:
thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When you can't find your homework inside your bag.
neku-:
it took us three days to make that potato salad
THREE DAYS!!!
On a scale of one to Lord of the Rings, how much...
peregrin-fool-of-a-took:
crownlands:
#There and Back Again: A Tale From My Room To The Kitchen
#one does not simply walk to the fridge
#an unexpected journey outside
How to comfort a crying friend
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
When you realize the joke was aimed at you...
